…because I had the discussion yesterday with someone.
There you have it. Own it. You might be able to move your junk around in some amazing Cirque du Soleil way, but trust me, we can still tell if we can’t tell!
You might be great at oral sex, but we can still tell that you are small. So just admit to it and let it go.
I have been blessed with both: Too small and too big.
Too big sucks too. I mean, seriously, you want to put that WHERE? For HOW LONG? Excuse me, can we do this FASTER? Because I don’t want certain body areas to bruise. And wait, don’t do it TOO FUCKING FAST, because you will hurt me….just, you know, respond when I pull my dirtiest talk out of my hat so you can finish faster..that’s a sign, honey, a sign to finish up.
We can tell.