Fabulously Out There

Putting the Fabulous in East Boston since 2005 -I have written about my life, my dog(s), my sex life, my my love life, my dating, my non-dating, my job searches and my soul searches since 2005. This is my space and my opinions. I use my space freely and voice my opinions freely. I call my readers possums, cause it's a cute word, not because they aren't fabulous and stunningly handsome and beautiful. :)

Trash Day in Eastie ;) May 27, 2010

Classy business.

So here I am, wandering around the hood at 6 am with my two trusted canines and I pass the elementary school and stumble upon this:

I know I know.

I should have left it there. What a discovery for a 4th garder! JACKPOT at break. DING DING DING.

I didn’t though.

Seriously, Dude who threw away the tittie and ass calendar.

At the very least, I really put my porn DEEP into the abyss of my trash can. Like UNDER all the gross food stuff that I throw out. So, if and only IF, our local can and bottle collector lady digs THAT deep, TOUGH SHIT, lady. What can I say. A girl needs some smut literature.

But to just put it on top of your trash, while, BOLD, maybe not the best way to dispose. I don’t advocate hiding nudity, frankly, I don’t get why we can tan topless in local parks in this country, but I don’t want to be stumbling over Hustler magazine on my doorstep.

Do it like I do buddy. Just put it in with the food trash. The recycling Gods will forgive you. And really, I don’t need my upstairs neighbors to see my smut either ;)

Love,

Me

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One Response to “Trash Day in Eastie ;)”

  1. notsolittlewoman Says:

    Is that Mr. Duke’s tush on the smut magazine? Perfect commentary if any!


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