So here I am, wandering around the hood at 6 am with my two trusted canines and I pass the elementary school and stumble upon this:
I should have left it there. What a discovery for a 4th garder! JACKPOT at break. DING DING DING.
I didn’t though.
Seriously, Dude who threw away the tittie and ass calendar.
At the very least, I really put my porn DEEP into the abyss of my trash can. Like UNDER all the gross food stuff that I throw out. So, if and only IF, our local can and bottle collector lady digs THAT deep, TOUGH SHIT, lady. What can I say. A girl needs some smut literature.
But to just put it on top of your trash, while, BOLD, maybe not the best way to dispose. I don’t advocate hiding nudity, frankly, I don’t get why we can tan topless in local parks in this country, but I don’t want to be stumbling over Hustler magazine on my doorstep.
Do it like I do buddy. Just put it in with the food trash. The recycling Gods will forgive you. And really, I don’t need my upstairs neighbors to see my smut either ;)